been bummed about not getting in to grad school, but my parents just sent me a picture; here I am at 8 years old opening my first toy rocket and here I am at age 22 at an aerospace engineering internship at NASA sponsored by my uni. I can’t give up on being an astronaut yet! (Peep the Merica shorts)
Generic roasting title for you all.
Man murdered by words
Best work mom ever. I am 31 years old. I told my coworker, who is also my mentor and work mom, that I wanted to start collecting Hot Wheels. However, I am too old to start. The next day, she bought me this, with a note that says "If you are alive, its never too late!". 😢😭
She played thay Uno reverse card on him and switched shit up
Paging UnexpectedMulaney
Its a start.
I found the curve that Forrest Gump ran up
Found this lil guy in the shower. He just hung out on my finger while I dried off, got dressed and then found him a tree with some ants to snack on. Good luck gecko bud, it was fun hanging out!
Cutest pupper in the west
What the fuck Jill?
This Client Here is a Special Kind of Stupid.
Dental work found on a 4,000 year old mummy.
The way this ice cream twist came out, perfect
I can’t come out and play.
"Drunk driving is not a skill"
I made a TNT yeeter
This one speaks for itself
Meet Larry and Curly
Fucking Google Chrome
It’s a valid question
Flat-Earther accidentally proves the earth is round in his own experiment
Saw this dishwasher today. It's totally integrated and virtually silent, so the only way you can tell it's running is because it projects the time remaining onto the floor. Cool!
Business owner slams corporate media for misleading him about Bernie Sanders
best hack ever
Guy Somehow Ends Up As The Only Passenger On A Delta Flight
*Angry Sheev noises*
Feminists in Mexico protesting after 4 policemen raped a 17 y.o. girl